{"id":4937,"date":"2025-02-09T15:09:53","date_gmt":"2025-02-09T15:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/?post_type=product&#038;p=4937"},"modified":"2025-12-21T10:36:33","modified_gmt":"2025-12-21T10:36:33","slug":"behold-the-kickmen-steam-key","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/product\/behold-the-kickmen-steam-key\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold the Kickmen (Steam Key)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse_ctn expanded\">\n<div id=\"aboutThisGame\" class=\"game_page_autocollapse\" data-panel=\"{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;PanelGroup&quot;}\">\n<div id=\"game_area_description\" class=\"game_area_description\">\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse_ctn expanded\">\u00a0<span style=\"color: var(--ignition-secondary-text-color);\">BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year&#8217;s least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It&#8217;s football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse_ctn\">\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse\">\n<div id=\"game_area_legal\">\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse_ctn\">\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse\">\n<div id=\"game_area_legal\">\n<div class=\"page_content\" data-panel=\"[]\">\n<div class=\"leftcol game_description_column\" data-panel=\"{&quot;flow-children&quot;:&quot;column&quot;}\">\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse_ctn\">\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse\">\n<div id=\"game_area_legal\">\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse_ctn\">\n<div id=\"aboutThisGame\" class=\"game_page_autocollapse\" data-panel=\"{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;PanelGroup&quot;}\">\n<div id=\"game_area_description\" class=\"game_area_description\">\nStart at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone&#8217;s ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.<\/p>\n<p>FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There&#8217;s even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.cloudflare.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/529440\/extras\/DB_616x353.png?t=1501851055\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>TWO WAYS TO PLAY!\u00a0<\/strong>Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!<\/p>\n<p><strong>PLEASE NOTE:<\/strong>\u00a0Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it&#8217;s Single Player ONLY. Please don&#8217;t buy it thinking it&#8217;s at all sociable, because it isn&#8217;t. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn&#8217;t want to make a Multiplayer game.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse_ctn\">\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse sys_req\">\n<h2>System Requirements<\/h2>\n<div class=\"sysreq_contents\">\n<div class=\"game_area_sys_req sysreq_content active\" data-os=\"win\">\n<div class=\"game_area_sys_req_full\"><strong>Minimum:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul class=\"bb_ul\">\n<li><strong>OS *:<\/strong>\u00a0Windows 7 and up<\/li>\n<li><strong>Processor:<\/strong>\u00a02.4Ghz<\/li>\n<li><strong>Memory:<\/strong>\u00a04 GB RAM<\/li>\n<li><strong>Graphics:<\/strong>\u00a0GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher<\/li>\n<li><strong>DirectX:<\/strong>\u00a0Version 9.0c<\/li>\n<li><strong>Storage:<\/strong>\u00a01 GB available space<\/li>\n<li><strong>Sound Card:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes<\/li>\n<li><strong>Additional Notes:<\/strong>\u00a0If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"game_area_sys_req_note\"><strong>*<\/strong>\u00a0Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse_ctn\">\n<div class=\"game_page_autocollapse\">\n<div id=\"game_area_legal\">\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/529440\/Behold_the_Kickmen\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Visit<\/a>\u00a0the Steam store for more details<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year&#8217;s least-exciting and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":4938,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[36,35],"product_tag":[40],"class_list":["post-4937","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-games","product_cat-software","product_tag-steam","first","outofstock","sale","virtual","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"bundled_by":[],"bundle_stock_status":"outofstock","bundle_stock_quantity":0,"bundle_virtual":false,"bundle_layout":"","bundle_add_to_cart_form_location":"","bundle_editable_in_cart":false,"bundle_sold_individually_context":"","bundle_item_grouping":"","bundle_min_size":"","bundle_max_size":"","bundle_price":[],"bundled_items":[],"bundle_sell_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/4937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4937"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=4937"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=4937"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/untangleit.tech\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=4937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}